Misses

When you fail to hit at something.

Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

missed FaceTime call

that was not answered in FaceTime with no message.

Oh! I have a missed FaceTime call! I have to call them back!

by Daniel Dorman June 21, 2017

MissEspeon

A mean human being that will sometimes be nice to you

That person name is MissEspeon

by Uhhhhhuhhhh February 15, 2021

Missening

A misspoken version of the word missing

Also spelled mistening and missining

The child has been missening for two weeks.

by fearsniper05 August 18, 2021

Missed the presentation by Pele

Having a shit

Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?

Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!

by Quincy42 June 30, 2022

The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009

Penalty Misser

A Penalty Misser also a Jogger, Sambo, or Pickaninny, is a particular type of player who misses a penalty for England in a European Cup final

The 3 players who missed their penalty for England all had something in common. That Penalty Misser should maybe think about changing his career to become an aspiring rapper

by Truther88 July 13, 2021