Miistical

A Large Simp Who Likes Pokémon, Minecraft, Roblox and more games

Miistical Is The One True Simp

by JuiceOfficlal September 6, 2022

mystical cock

A cock that has mystical, magical, and amazing powers. Can even make any lesbian organism.

Christian Troy- "Lizzie is was because of my mystical cock....."

by Bootszu February 12, 2009

Mystical Space Typhoon

A card in Yu-Gi-Oh! that is well know to be a staple and is able to negate other card effects. It's more well-known to be called simply "MST".

How to use Mystical Space Typhoon:
You activate that card? Fine, I MST it!

by C107: Parasite Spark Falcon July 31, 2017

mystical

like i am mystic but you are instead of is PERIODT suh

i am a mystical person suh.

by suh.milkchoclate January 7, 2019

Mystical Creature

Mystical creature was a little mystical creature the size of my penis. Mystical is one of many alter ego's of the famous toxic mike, (aka mysterious). Mystical was grown up in a clean house hold, every thing was very tidy, and he loved to play with his brothers like hs liked to bone his mom up the ass. His mother was a huge boner who liked to eat chodes. One night her tampon leaked and it went into mystical's mouth. Mystical didn't like the taste of blood but he really like the taste of the tampon. Mystcial procceeded to chew like it was bublicious gum! MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM good, it was as tasty as cambells soup! Mystical then contracted "Toxic shock sydrome" and died on impact.

RIP: Biggies, tupac, MYSTICAL CREATURE!

by Mysterious Passion May 7, 2004

mystical

1. Odd or extremely strange in a funny way
2. Borderline homosexual

What's that guy doing over there? That is one mystical dance!

by NCStateDude18 April 18, 2004

Mystical Powers

Boobs, Tits, Breasts, Fun Bags, Use of Cleavage. Most chicks have them, some dont. They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors and varying degrees of power. Most of the population (male and female) succumb to their whim.

Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.

"Dude, why did you just spend your cab money buying that chick a drink?"

"Um... I don't know... Last think I remember was her leaning over, me looking down, and then me with my wallet out and empty..."
"She hit you with her mystical powers. They always win."

by Awosomr September 27, 2011