miped

no idea. my little cousin said it and i wanna know

“i got miped last night, party buses are a trap”

by jackenthal February 4, 2018

Pussy miser

a woman who gives almost no pussy. In other words a woman who has sex with almost no one.

Kathy is such a pussy miser.

by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009

mise

Originally derived from the expression "might as well", as in "you might as well draw a disenchant". It was then shortened through excessive use to "mise" and used in reference to a lucky draw: "I mised a disenchant." Now it is simply used to describe anything good.

by Mo Chedda August 25, 2003

milspec

A milspeak term in common use in the military and arms industry since at least WWII, now acquiring new connotation

Literally: a contraction of 'Military Specification'; any item produced to satisfy written military contract specifications for that particular item.

1. 'Milspec' was long synonymous with superior design, materials, and construction, and is often still used this way.

2. In common, generally civilian, 'Milspec' is more and more often intended to mean the direct opposite: shoddy products, reflecting the growing perception that anything produce by a government contract supplier is of the lowest possible quality.

1. This thing's totally milspec, almost indestructible!

2. Man my last pair of boots lasted a whole week! Last time I buy that milspec junk!

by sanguinarius guy December 11, 2009

mispelling

A misspelling for the word ‘misspelling’{mis-spell+ing).

The word ‘mispelling’ is a misspelling of the word ‘misspelling’. ^ __ ^.

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

porca miseria

Italian equivalent of 'Misery, you bitch'...you can find it in the old black and white Italian movies of the 1950s. Porca means female pig, dirty female, bitch, and miseria is misery in the socio-economic sense - poverty, adversity etc.
Can also be used as a noun...as in: I work all day and earn una porca miseria for my efforts.

He's walking under a snow storm, soaked, freezing saying out loud: Porca miseria, I can't even get myself a hot drink...

by mariangela ezponda December 15, 2008

Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009