Montenegro

The most beautiful place on the planet. There are thousands of different reasons why and here are some:

1. The beaches
2. The scenery
3. The women
4. I don't think there was one moment when I was in Montenegro that I wasn't mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. The people don't take shit, don't give a shit and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy asses who don't do anything. :)
6. The food is incredible as with all Balkan/Mediterranean food
7. Night-life is incredible
8. After spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. You can ski and surf on the same day
10. The rich culture composed of many different former Yugoslavian countries.

Montenegro, literally translated = Black Mountain

Hey baby where should we go for vacation?

Cuba?

Naw that's too overated, let's go to Montenegro!

Okay, wasn't Casino Royale completely filmed there?

It sure was!

by Crnogorac7 March 25, 2011

Percussive Maintenance

This is the fine art of whacking, throwing, smashing or banging the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The dvd player kept skipping so I fixed it with some percussive maintenance.

by richkjak December 28, 2009

Cougar Maintenance

The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.

"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."

"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."

by kellybex November 19, 2009

Montenegro

A country. The pearl of the Mediterranean, unique in many ways is situated in the south of the Adriatic. There is nowhere else that you can find, in such a small place, so much natural wealth, beauty, mild beaches, clear lakes, fast rivers and gorgeous mountains – like you can in the small country of Montenegro. In the morning you can wake up along the beautiful Adriatic coast, have lunch on the banks of Skadar Lake, and enjoy the evening walks in the Montenegrin Mountains. Montenegro is a place that cannot leave you indifferent.

Ignorantly equalized and confused with Serbia after the creation of the stupid union of Serbia and Montenegro.
Thats why Montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.

Most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. World's tallest country after they finally gained independence.

Wide shoulders guys who will get pissed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!

only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family

the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes

I heard of that a lot of Montenegro girls are above 185cm. really?

Montenegro girls are so tall and hot. Looking like runaway models with big boobs..

by roswell22 February 5, 2010

mantenna

the male penis... but unlike many antennas, this mantenna can only be used properly by a female... unless your gay.

"Oooo... look at the mantenna go up!"

by D&J November 15, 2002

Maintenance Texts

Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.

Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"

A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"

by shoewhore October 25, 2008

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

by Jim Singh November 10, 2005