mini truck

The "mini truck" or "minitruck" started as a fad in the mid to late '80s that still exists today. They are so popular becuase they are cheap to build becuase most of the work you do yourself, and there aren't many store bought parts involved. Originally the mini truck was a stock Nissan, Toyota, Mitsubishi, or the famed Mazda B2200 with cut spings and lowering blocks to lower the truck and most had a set of hammer style (or similar) wheels with low profile tires. Wire wheels were also popular, but were more of a lowrider thing. Huge stereo systems with tons of bass were also added to these trucks. In the early '90s people started putting air-ride or hydrolics into their trucks to lower them even more. The modern day mini truck can be anything from a 1970 Datsun to a 2004 S-10. Most have 17" or larger wheels on them, but some people still like the smaller wheels. Body modifications include shaving doorhandles, corner turn signals, gas doors, tailights, mirrors, and just about anything else you can think of. Many people mold in later model Cadillac tail lights or other lights that look better than the stock ones. Minitrucks are not tuners and they are not lowriders. They are in a class all by themselves.

"Like to cruise, when I know I'm poor
I'm a regular at the liquor store
Max out my stereo, pump up the bass
I buy good shit, wanna drive in a race"
-AFI (Yes, it's really by them)

by Leadsleds of the future. February 21, 2005

Mini Dad

Those who dress accordingly: polo shirt, khaki shorts, dockers, and glasses hanging from their neck by a fashionable glasses cord. Most are from southern states, such as: Georgia, North Carolina, Alabama, and Virginia. There home mecca is South Carolina. They are most commonly spotted around tailgating and frat houses.

Oh my gosh, check out that mini dad!

When I went to the beach you wouldn't believe how many mini dads I saw.

by Sav Fen August 31, 2010

Mini Zelenskyy

A man who is very eager to defend Ukraine and its dignity

Mini Zelenskyy: I fucking hate Russia, glory to Ukraine!

by HowDawg March 30, 2023

mini skirt

a magical device used by girls to make men stupid

MAN: That's an awsome mini skirt you've got on there
GIRL: Get me a Coke
MAN: Sure thing!

by GrenadeJumper September 7, 2008

mini cheese pizza

a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.

"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"

"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"

"oooooooooh"

by Shannon Simonsen June 27, 2008

Dick Minich

Someone who is usually calm when sober, but after a few drink transforms into a total douche

After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich

by Nicholi Minicholi May 23, 2010

Mini chav

A young child (Normally male) about 3 foot tall with a squeaky voice, dressed in uniform or full chav-suit that calls everything gay and enjoys wasting his food by throwing it afew centimetres. Also take offence by anything, even waving at them.

Normal person: Hah look, A Mini Chav, How cute.
Mini chav: Shut up gay!

by ReTahDid September 27, 2006