A young child (Normally male) about 3 foot tall with a squeaky voice, dressed in uniform or full chav-suit that calls everything gay and enjoys wasting his food by throwing it afew centimetres. Also take offence by anything, even waving at them.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Started from the word chav (obviously) these are young chavs who act like their chav older brothers and sisters but steal things that aren't worth as much.