Miley Cyrus

God : Oh thank you for the gift Devil !
Devil : My pleasure..
God : -Opens-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !
God : -deteriorates-
Devil : >:D
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !!
Devil : Uh - oh ..-dies-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : Well, off to destroy the Earth !
by DisneyHATERZ(: April 08, 2009
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Miley Cyrus

A big, brown, lumpy piece of crap, see diahhrea. Having Miley Cyrus's can sometimes lead to a visit from the doctor. After a Miley Cyrus, flush at least 3 times then air freshen. Very bad poop, sometimes even with mold or fungus. Also can be partly green. If you mix a Miley Cyrus and pee together, it becomes a Britney Spears.



try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's
Guy 1: Eww, last night I left a huge Miley Cyrus in the toilet!

Guy 2: What did you do?

Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.

Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!

Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!

Guy 2: I promise!
by I Hate Miley Cyrus January 05, 2009
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A disney channel robot, star of Hannah Montana, and obv, the ugliest girl I have seen to date. She parades around in her underwear like its okay. She sends grossly innapropriate pictures to people, thinking there not gonna get on the Internet. Shes gonna be a washed-up Disney Channel star one day, probably paying for rent, by standing at a corner. Her fathers washed up too, and theres nothing to help his "Achy-Breaky Heart." I hope everyone knows how much of a slut Miley is, and how bad a role model she is. IF you say different, your fucked in the head.
"Ugh, your being such a goddamn Miley Cyrus"

Daughter: "Mom, I wanna be like Miley Cyrus."
Mom: "Honey, please don't use that word around the house."
by Hallee Jonas July 13, 2008
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I wonder who will take Miley's virginity? The way she likes to dress, shes just asking for it. Thats what alot of people wanna know.
Who will nail Miley Cyrus? Some hollywood bad boy?
by IwannaBangMiley April 01, 2008
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An ugly bitch with no features -- no breasts, no butt, UGLY. And she can't sing at all. She lipsyncs all of her concerts.
Man #1: Did you see Hannah Montana last night?
Man #2: I won't even look at that shitty show until Miley Cyrus "grows up".
by Big Dong Long Wong April 15, 2008
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The Miley Cyrus

the act of a male having a penis enter into his rectum while simultaneously putting his penis in a vagina...THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
Man i sure did enjoy that The Miley Cyrus last night, i didn't even need the 3D glasses.
by ThaneR May 17, 2008
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1.) a young, sweet child star from the show Hannah Montana
2.) a bat-shit, crazy young adult that likes to twerk and swing naked on a wrecking ball
1.) Miley Cyrus is going to announce that she is really Hannah Montana!
2.) Oh God, why did this happen? What happened to the good Miley? Miley Cyrus needs to get some clothes on.
by TheWTF Lady February 04, 2014
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