e-migrant

Person who used to live in the digital stone age and got displaced into the computer era - usually considers sending e-mails a personal feat of epic proportions and visualizes "Space Invaders" when thinking of computer games.

Often politicians advocating for the regulation of technological advances they don't understand.

Germany's Minister of Justice, Brigitte Zypries, is an e-migrant: When asked by a child reporter about her favorite browser in 2007, she had to turn to one of her colleagues and ask what browsers are.

by detrius June 22, 2009

dick migraine

The effect of "rubbing the schnitzel" too often.

Girl: do you want to bone?
Guy: sorry. I have a dick migraine. Maybe some other time.

by DocX December 25, 2014

migrant worker

When you sit naked on the back of someones neck and rub your a-hole back and forth for erotic stimulation. So when you're done the back of their neck is all brown.

I just gave your sister a migrant worker and now she's like Pig-Pen from Charlie Brown.

by oswald cobblepot zinn March 2, 2011

Migrate

To have anal sex with or to finger someone's anus. Moving the fesises inside the anus deeper. Moving the feces so deep that it has been migrated.

Hey girl is sure like to migrate your sexy ass!

I'm going to migrate the fuck outa you baby...I Wana migrate you so hard I'll shuve that shit into next week!

by Ibacrazychick May 20, 2016

instant migrate

(to) Instant Migrate

Meaning to log off MSN, AIM, or any other IM software without saying goodbye to the people you are talking to.

Someone who does this a lot is known as an Instant Migrator.

Person #1: I cant believe you Instant Migrated from our conversation last night.
Person #2: And...
Person #1: You do it all the time you f**cking instant migrator. It's really annoying.

by urban--english-dictionary November 19, 2007

butthole migraine

An approximate shooting pain every 5-13 seconds not in your external butt but in your poop hole

"I have a pain in my literal butthole...it feels like a migraine...a butthole migraine!"

by Ourasseswerekicked December 19, 2013

anal migraine

Anal Mirgraine - (N)when someone exceeds the description, qualifications, and characteristics of being a pain in the ass.

Mary can be a real anal migraine when she gets drunk, she gets moody and real bitchy.

You are such an asshole and a jerk, you are giving me an anal migraine.

by FaFafooey February 20, 2014