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McMasters

That one bitches last name... that one cool bitch.
A McMasters got long ass hairs too.

In other words, a McMasters is a slow but cool person
DAMN! Is that a McMasters? Their ass hairs are so long they could braid them!
by Mr_Dig_Bick_Baller22 March 19, 2022
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McMaster University

A Canadian University that, since the CoVID-19 pandemic, had been taken over by a cabal of sadistic perverts led by President David Farrar and Provost Susan Tighe. Most of the university budgets were diverted to the frequent circlejerks upper administrative board of governors partakes in.

In 2022 following unprecedented inflation, McMaster failed to respond to its teaching assistants union's request for contract renewal months, resulting in a strike. On Twitter, David Farrar tweeted saying news of TA's hardship had made the board of governor so horny that they couldn't get out of their circlejerk for 5 months (thus couldn't respond to the union during that time).

The admin circlejerk continued its operation everyday during the TA strike, with no one coming to the table (despite union representatives being at the table every day), thus prolonging the strike.
McMaster University administration love their circlejerks
by Susan Tighe December 4, 2022
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mewmaster

When you’re the mewmaster, you are very very very very very very very looksmaxxing your jawline
I am the mewmaster.
by Jamal Crawford (MewMaster) January 10, 2024
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Mewmaster

Mewmaster is someone who is often associated with brainrot or looksmaxxing. They mew all day and tape their mouths at night. They looksmaxx to the fullest to get that amazing look. They give tips to other people through sign because of the jaw not being able to move anymore. These people grind skibidi toilet, are often called sigmas or alphas, and are most definitely males. They are also called "The ohio rizzlers sigma alphas of chad"
Grandson-"Yo Mewmaster gramps, how do I achieve the perfect jawline to rizz up all the level 10 gyatts at my school?"
Mewmaster gramps-(signs)"You have to looksmaxx to the fullest, grind skibidi toilet, never talk again, mew all day and night, tape your mouth while you sleep, and start signing to people that you have dominated all gyatts and you are on of the ohio rizzler sigma alphas of chad."
Grandson-"Gee thanks ohio rizzler sigma of chad,-oh i mean (signs) Gee thanks ohio rizzler sigma of chad"
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McMastered

To be undercut and then gaslighted by an IT manager.
I created a code to automate this manual task, only to be McMastered by the team leader who claimed it to be their own invention and blame me for a manual process environment! douche!
by socal UNIXman March 14, 2024
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Mitzmaster

A person who loved to masturbate at the back of class while fondling with their belly button, but somehow manages to get Straight A's in their classes.
"Oh man hes doing it again, hes a Mitzmaster!" said the teacher as she dialled 911.
by thecreamcreator November 14, 2024
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Magasterbate

Self pleasuring yourself with pictures of Elon Musk and Donald Trump with muscular bodies or in Roman gladiator garb.
Are you masterbateing to pictures of Trump dressed up like a gladiator? Way to Magasterbate you freak....
by ThePickledWillie February 23, 2025
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