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mental midget

A person of extremely low I.Q.. Prone to being clueless in all aspects of life.
That guy is such a mental midget, it's almost criminal that he be allowed to live.
by Ghost July 27, 2003
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The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.
by Revchu August 6, 2005
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Midgetal

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance
A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.
by wordmaster930 July 23, 2009
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Lit midgets

A group of midgets born from the depths of hell. They have a short temper and a nasty attitude.
"Did you call a hitman?"
"No. I called the lit midgets!"
"Oh shit!!!"
by King midget August 2, 2017
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thicc midge

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge
by Co0k1e December 10, 2017
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Reverse Midget spinner

Reverse midget spinner

Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning

"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "
"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "
by n0virus April 9, 2020
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Horde of Midgets

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.
A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.
by onebraveprune December 18, 2008
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