Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.
by batshitcray February 22, 2015
Get the Midge Handsmug. Definition of 'midgey':
a midget
just a weirder name
Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual
Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.
Usually lives in the south of England.
Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.
Can often have terrible body odour.
The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
a midget
just a weirder name
Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual
Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.
Usually lives in the south of England.
Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.
Can often have terrible body odour.
The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
by Cessticles December 15, 2009
Get the midgey midgemug. by LAN84 May 31, 2007
Get the Midge-hogmug. The only "organiser" for Live Aid that actually did anything. The one who had the idea of having the concert, made the band list, forced bands to sign by making Bob do a livr TV shoot where he tells everyone what generous people they've been in agreeing to do it all for charity, etc.
Actually a preety funny guy, appearing in Filthy, Rich and Catflap and Nevermind the Buzzcocks where he ripped the shit out of Preston from the Ordinary Boys' walking-off-the-show.
Popularised by his catchphrase: "Where's MY fucking knighthood?" Midge is loved by all.
Actually a preety funny guy, appearing in Filthy, Rich and Catflap and Nevermind the Buzzcocks where he ripped the shit out of Preston from the Ordinary Boys' walking-off-the-show.
Popularised by his catchphrase: "Where's MY fucking knighthood?" Midge is loved by all.
Bono: I am a wanker, I will not help you organise this thing, but I WILL steal the credit for doing it.
Bob Geldof: It's a Monday. I hate Mondays. I cannot help you today.
Midge Yure: You guys suck. I hope like hell you guys don't end up will all the credit for this.
*Midge goes off and does the work*
*Bob and the tosser in pink shades get all the credit*
Bob Geldof: It's a Monday. I hate Mondays. I cannot help you today.
Midge Yure: You guys suck. I hope like hell you guys don't end up will all the credit for this.
*Midge goes off and does the work*
*Bob and the tosser in pink shades get all the credit*
by Nicolas O'Brien December 14, 2008
Get the Midge Yuremug. 1. Yo man, any midgee left in that party mix.
2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.
2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.
by Pedro January 10, 2005
Get the midgeemug. A midge is a shortened version of a typical homosapian. They are female and awesome in nature. Particularly, they have the best laugh in the world. They are also known as the pixie queen of gigglers. They really like boats. They like to live dangerously, and do not allow their shortness to limit their tall adventures.
by Wwled September 7, 2016
Get the Midgemug. by Venox2 July 9, 2021
Get the dirty midgemug.