Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003

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microwaved

adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?

Komal: . . . can u tell?

Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.

by the ex emcee November 9, 2017

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microwaved it

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex

Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.

by patrickhellard August 20, 2015

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a weed smoking game. the rules are as follows: get several people to stand in a line. Fire up a joint and take a hit. Hold it in and pass it on. You cannot let it out until it has come back to you. During this time you must also be spinning around constantly as if in a microwave. Repeat several times. Best done in a hotbox situation.

EDMUND: i say how does a quick game of microwave sound to you chaps?
CHARLES: oh spiffing idea old boy!
EDMUND: oh my i am quite baked indeed.

by madtie2 September 30, 2009

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