oklahoma microphone

masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.

girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.

by jcpdude May 18, 2011

two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Protein Microphone

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked

She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone

by Simon Shott May 8, 2006

Microgooch

When the gooch of a person is exceptionally small, it results in a microgooch

Yo, Suzy's gooch was tiny man, it was like, a microgooch

by The Captian May 5, 2015

microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

microphonium

The mic of the moment. The microphone that you are speaking, singing into or using now. A dildo shaped or large mic.

"He pulled this huge microphonium out"

by PeRRyO November 26, 2006