microfocus

Where software products go to die

“How’s that software product doing?” “Not good. The original creators just Microfocused it.”

by Emma Does Dallas April 28, 2020

Microfucked

Screwed over by Microsoft's buggy software.

I tried to email you that file, but i got 'Microfucked'

by paulio2020 July 8, 2020

Microfone

You're just stupid...

Can I borrow you're microfone

by higogogaga April 5, 2023

MicroFuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.

Sophia fell in love with Michalis but to her dismay, she realized he had the skinniest penis and only knew how to microfuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.

by HamptonsLiar July 15, 2023

Microstation

A CAD program that Drafters and Designers use.
It has its setbacks but isnt too bad when you get the hang of it. Personally I prefer AutoCAD. Microstation often crashes sometimes on my brand spanking new computer...

Drafty: Fucking Microstation froze again the fucking shit.

by castanza January 2, 2009

microfriend

analogous to micro-managing, a microfriend is someone who is kinda obsessed or over-obsessed about the friendly circle he/she has or any given friend in particular. Such people feel themselves ONLY as a group, without any individualist streak, no personal opinions, no personal choices, no individual leadership as well.

Floating souls totally governed by per people around them. The relation to micromanagement is that a microfriend is always out there spying on his/her friends, a constant need of over-information about others make then a microfriend.

Suzy: Hey whats with your friend John, he's all over your facebook profile, digging into your room and personal stuff, asking all sorts of weird questions about you from us all.

Mark: He is microfriend of mine, though nice and helpful but kinda pain in the a$$ sometimes.

by wtf_tj October 7, 2009

microfamous

One who has achieved a minor celebrity status amongst a small. well spread community.

"He's a real zub'lebrity; he got microfamous from that online video where he flips onto his head."

by Leonardo DaNietzsche March 10, 2008