Microdot

LSD crystal, the size of one grain of salt encased in a tiny pill.

Pill it self has no psychedelic property, it is only used as a means of distribution and administration. Like paper is for liquid form of LSD.

Some one who is not me used a microdot last night.

by Kontsnor July 26, 2014

Macrobate (v.)

To rely excessively on macros to do your work for you, often at the expense of common sense. (see also, macrobation, macrobater).

"Rudy, you really should stop macrobating; you'll go blind."

by King Mob June 10, 2004

microwave

Gods gift to single men.

I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself!

Friend: What are you gonna make for dinner?

Me: Eh... prolly some left over mac 'n' cheese

Friend: But you cant cook it again, its already made!

*I put the mac 'n' cheese in the microwave and set the timer*

Both of Us: Oooooo.... magic.

by Rale May 15, 2008

microwave fresh

The bringing back to life of food preiviusly thought to have no longer been edieble. Happining thru magic the microwave usees its powers to bring food back to a point where one feel foods can be eaten usually working on things such as breads and pizza.

"We had bread in the house?"

"yeah found it under the couch"

"gross!"

"naww its microwave fresh"

by J.A.S.O.N. January 18, 2009

Microwave Society

A group of three YouTubers known for their wacky and unpredictable jokes and humor. Members include, Jude, Josiah, and Bren/Brenden.

Microwave Society is one of the funniest channels that deserves way more attention!

by MWS fan May 11, 2022

microbate

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

by b-hen April 22, 2009

Microwave Position

One partner retrieves food from microwave while other partner enters them from behind.

Sam had Dee Lila in microwave position while shouting, " hurry up with my nuggets bitch!"

by Dee Lila March 21, 2019