microcock

A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a TI-84 Plus calculator made by Texas Instruments.

-Wow, Andy has a fuckin microcock! It's a quarter inch long!
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.

by uranmfer329 July 19, 2005

microphone head

A low key way to describe a black person who is ignorant or rude.

Jim: omg, that black guy just called that white guy a fucking cracker!
Bob: What a microphone head!

by Hieter976 February 18, 2003

Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

by El Muneco May 7, 2009

French Microphone

When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo

Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party

by 505cheifkingz May 11, 2014

microporn

pornography featuring male(s) and/or female(s) genitalias significantly smaller in size than the census average.

And the winner of this year's AVN award for Fresh Fetish goes to Microporn Beyond Thunderdome, starring Mel Gibson and Bitty Kitty.

by andino September 23, 2006

microhooker

A person who seems to offer sex for no financial or emotional investment, but in practice makes a series of small demands which accumulate to a non-obvious significant investment.

"I thought she was good to go, but 80 bucks a later, I had to throw that microhooker back."

by Mr Punch December 17, 2008

Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.

I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.

by deheedie September 28, 2010