Machaling

to mess with someone.

to leave someone high and dry.
to tease someone.

Are you machaling me?!

by VHHD July 2, 2017

Michelin Grip

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse

Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man

by Urophobia May 17, 2023

Michelin flab

When a person is obese to the point that their body fat starts to curve inward, forming rolls not unlike those of the Michelin Man.

That girl's got a bad case of Michelin flab. They say 'you are what you eat.' Well, she looks like she devoured three fat people.

by throbbing member of society September 11, 2010

Michaelize

To sing or adopt vocal charateristic stylings of blue eyed soul baritone singer, Michael McDonald.

In order to make this song sound really good, we're going to have to Michaelize it.

by L. Anderson May 15, 2008

5 star michelin

A Australian boy from Straykids who is talented, very pretty. and married to this gorgeous bootiful man, Bangchan

Cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star Michelin.

by spearbld November 27, 2020

Michaelynn

Michaelynn is someone who is a keeper. She will always be there for you no matter what. She is popular, smart, kind, and beautiful! Sometimes though, she just needs a hug or someone like her that she can trust!

Friend: hey how are you doing today?
Other friend: idk I think ima go talk to Michaelynn see ya later
Michaelynn: hey how are you guys doing? Oh. I you look sad do you need to talk?
Friend: yeah, thanks

by Bean24basketball November 11, 2020

Michelangelo's Canvas

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.

Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.

by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009