MFS

Moist Fuck Stain -abbreviation for when someone needs to descibe a particularly nasty person amongst people who do not use profanity

John is such an MFS - he left his pregnant girlfriend for some $2 whore

by house_keeper February 10, 2009

MF

abreviation for "mutual friend"

i met joe on facebook. we were mf

by williamshithead4357 November 27, 2020

MFS

Minimal Fuckability Standard -- Differs among everyone. But where a man (or a woman) guages the other sex's attributes in question of whether they would or would not fuck them. Some have lower stands, and others higher. Looks, jobs, and more importantly, alcohol factor in.

Woman: Oh, has a giant mole on his cheek. I don't think he reaches my MFS.

Woman #2: But he drives a Mercedes, I think I will fuck him tonight.

by AdventofConfusion September 24, 2009

Mf

Magic Finder often used in Diablo2
magic finders use magic to find rare items.

My mage is one helluva Magic Finder

by pi squared March 23, 2005

mf'

The acronym stands for 'motherfucker.'

"Your just a miserable mf' GO DIE!"

by troublee19 May 10, 2012

MF

Mind fucking

Im MFing you right now! (:

Let me MF you please (:

Mind fuck

by HappyApple(: November 10, 2009

mfs

- mad for shaft

i wonder is shes mfs tho?

by Davie Cunniffe November 7, 2010