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methylphenidater

a) an offensive term for a person who abuses/takes Ritalin without a prescription

b) a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed Ritalin.
boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?

Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .
by Sexydimma December 28, 2013
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methylphenidate

teacher: does anyone know what the common name for methylphenidate is?

student: i think it's Ritalin
by Sexydimma December 28, 2013
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Methylfentylated

A state of acute intoxication, induced by rapid concurrent dosing of methamphetaine, and its star crossed chemical soulmate, Fentanyl, or any of its blissful seductive analogues . Easily identifiable by Nick drooling and blankly staring at the wall with intensity burning in his eyes like map gas.
Hank had a great time last night, though this morning It became clear that he was extremely methylfentylated when we found that he had passed out with dick in hand, masturbating furiously while crouched down in the closet.
by TurboSloMoTurtle May 20, 2017
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methyleyetis

When you have meth on your finger and accidently touch your eye.
she rubbed her eye so much she ended up with methyleyetis.
by fukupayme47 October 20, 2017
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methylander

A resident of Maryland who is addicted to crack
That tweeker is from Maryland where they’re referred to as Methylanders
by Creativedefinitioner November 17, 2018
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Methadone white trash

Methadone white trash are group of people that most likely live in California or any other liberal state that supplies them with free healthcare and free methadone that they did not earn. They race off to the methadone clinic every day at 4 a.m. and they squat every landlord they ever had out of their own property
Karin didn't pay rent for 4 months and was high everyday and got all her drugs for free instead of having to work for him. She is a true example of methadone white trash
by Kingheroin April 1, 2021
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Metheloped

When a out of control couple.who are hooked on meth refuse to separate. Aka traumabond.
That couple refuses to throw in the towel. They must be metheloped.
by Strongarmranch February 11, 2022
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