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The Messy Meteor

When you have the girl wrap her legs around you and pick her up and spin as fast as you can while holding onto her arms, then once the centrifugal force starts to pull her away, you nut and let go of her, causing her to shoot across the room, with a trail of cum.
I gave my girlfriend “the messy meteor” and now she has a concussion.
by AbeVigoda86 March 26, 2019
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release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.
1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.
by Mr. Spy January 1, 2009
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Golden Meteor Shower

When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.
Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?
by Mesaferggie April 13, 2016
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Gloster Meteor

Gloster's second attempt at making a fighter jet after the Gloster E.28/39 , The Gloster Meteor was the first operational fighter jet by the allies, It's first flight was in March 1943 and the last flight by the british in 1954 with 15 operators.
Look, Theres a Gloster Meteor doing a barrel roll!
by AviationNerd January 31, 2022
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Port Arthur Meteor Shower

While engaging in anal sex you , after ejaculation you urinate in your partners ass. She then emptys her rectum on your body.
The man i am now with is sure in to some kinky stuff. He wanted a Port Arthur Meteor Shower last night.
by bonescrub January 17, 2010
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Porcelain Meteor Shower

When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.
Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."

Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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team meteor

the fastest known racing/drifting team in the northern suburbs of melbourne, consisting only of the three members: red flame, blue blaze and the silver bullet of the meteors, the team still remains undefeated.
Who is the fastest? Hah, without a doubt, it's gotta be Team Meteor!
by takeshi June 16, 2004
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