Desperate Messenger

A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.

The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.

Examples of a Desperate Messenger:

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Vasya

faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:

nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california

seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure

by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008

Messick

The name of a loyal family full of intelligent and well rounded people who all are incredibly good looking and extremely successful

That family is full of great kids and are very successful. They must be like the Messick's

by Flash 45 March 18, 2009

Jessica Messica

When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)

Guy: “what’s your name?”
Me: Jessica Messica

by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018

messed up

1) unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate
2) describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else
3) in ruins

1) "You're mom won't let you go out of state for college? That's messed up."

2) "You told the teacher that I did it? That's messed up."

by Josue06 December 28, 2005

yahoo messenger

Buggy crapware that is used to send "instant messages" that are queued for several days before being delivered or possibly lost. Also known to crash if more than three people fart at once, and the third tuesday of every month.

Damn, fucking yahell crahed again!

by Bunghole August 22, 2003

AOL Instant Messenger

A horrid program that people are forced to use in order to communicate on the internet due to the fact all others are worse. Filled with many bugs and errors people have to deal with in order to talk to multiple friends without the use of a telephone. No one likes it, but it's at least better than the alternatives. Also see aim.

TheTrueOvermind: Hi
Wonder Kirby: Hey
TheTrueOvermind has signed off.
TheTrueOvermind had logged on.
Wonder Kirby: ???
TheTrueOvermind: Sorry AIM crashed again.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, sucks doesn't it?
TheTrueOvermind: I wish there was something better, too bad this is the best.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, even Gaim sucks.
TheTrueOvermind signed off.
Wonder Kirby signed off.
AOL Instant Messenger signed off.

by BackToNormal December 19, 2004

Messed-Up Mardi

An alcoholic drink that's unbelievable addictive.

To create this addictive drink you need the following:

- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser

1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!

ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)

ENJOY!

"Did you try that Messed-Up Mardi drink yet?" "Hell yeah! I'm M-U-M'ed YO!"

by Sacrem September 9, 2009