meretay

anything you want it to be :)

That guy's a meretay.

Look at the size of that meretay!

Ew, looks like a rotten meretay, GROSS!

by babyfrecks August 23, 2007

merearkt

Merearkt-

how a drunk person mocks a cat.

it also proves a good test to see if your friends are still drunk.

"what did mikes cat just say?"-sober guy
"...merearkt..."-hammered guy
"dude i think you need to go back to sleep"-sober guy

by goofy_girl196 May 18, 2009

meretricomania

un uncontrollable urge to visit a brothel to have sex with a prostitute; whore-mongering.

The lascivious guy is full of meretricomania. Brothel-hopping has been his harness for donkey's years.

by uttam maharjan March 23, 2010

meretricophile

a man who likes being associated with prostitutes; whore-monger.

The girl happened to marry a meretricophile and her life became hell on earth.

by uttam maharjan March 4, 2012

Merecat Geyser

When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.

"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".

by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016

merentel

When someone has no idea what to put in there bio so they decided to put that as a pathetic excuse.

See that bio\
Oh ya definitely a merentel

by xX_m1n3cr4ft_Xx April 1, 2017

Meretorium

A temporary prohibition on Communicating about or to Meredith.

He only lasted 7 hours into the Meretorium before he caved in and texted.

by pobodynerfect2 June 3, 2018