Shawn Mendes

A Canadian angel. He's also PERFECTION

Person 1: Do you know who Shawn Mendes is?

Person 2: You mean that Canadian angel? Of course, girl!!!

by xoxoshawnmendeswifeyxoxo May 29, 2019

Pull a mencer

To intentionally fail socially by not participating in social or extracirricular activities. Often times excuses are made for non-participation. Outstanding attributes of the aforementioned excuses are that the alternative anti-social event suggested by the excuse will be boring, lame, and will not take long to complete. Sometimes the cause of this phenomenon is the lack of permission of a significant other. See whipped.

Dude 1: Hey man, wanna go to the bar tonight?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm gonna pull a mencer and water my plants and watch some paint dry.

by AsianJew45 October 29, 2008

menses

Another way to say your period, or menstruation.

I think she has had her menses already.

by TheGangstaWay August 29, 2008

mecces

It’s a German word for MCDonalds

Aiden:hey let’s Go to mecces
Noah:no bitch i need to learn
Aiden:oh fuck of

Noah:go alone to mecces bitch

by Bitchassmthrfckr January 12, 2020

menesis

Someone who is a pedofile and will probably fuck your grade 9 daughter but if you have a son he might kill him. His gut is bigger then his huge ass ego but nothing is as shiny as his big fat ugly head

Mr.menesis sucks dick

by Jojornahfejve April 22, 2016

Pull a mencer

To intentionally fail socially by not participating in social or extracirricular activities. Often times excuses are made for not participating. Outstanding attributes of these excuses are that the alternative anti-social event suggested by the excuse will be boring, lame, and will not take long to complete. Sometimes the cause of this phenomenon is the lack of permission of a significant other. See whipped.

Dude 1: Hey man, wanna go to the bar tonight?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm gonna pull a mencer and water my plants and watch some paint dry.

by EstebanTheGreat October 16, 2008

mexcessory

Any unnecessary, gaudy, flashy, or otherwise ridiculous looking accessory added to cars, houses, or their chihuahua. Do not necessarily have to be a mexican to mexcessorize.

Jesus: A esé, i need some eh sprite! i just installed my erector set wing on my 92 civic!
Jaun: Dammmmnnn fooo thats ballin!
Jesus: just waiting for my 12" hubcap spinners to come in the mail now holmmmess.

*whiteboys driving by in chevy*

Jake: Hey look at my gardeners civic, that shits SIICCCCKK (end sarcasm)
Jeff: Nah, he just added some mexcessorys to it.

by Chris SeeSpizzle June 9, 2007