emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.

Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.

by Guido1 March 13, 2008

Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.

Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!

by sjkonk November 12, 2010

Emergency Banter

The use of poor comebacks during an argument.

Person 1: "You're stupid"
Person 2: "So is your mum!"
Person 1: "Emergency Banter!!"

by ChollyClark December 23, 2009

Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.

"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."

by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010

femergency

2. an situation seen only as an emergency by a female.

Friend: "Dude, why'd you guys leave the party last night?

Dude: "Oh man, we walk in and my girl she says that she saw her ex-best friend there with someone's else's boyfriend and they were making out and she was afraid what she might do and would she have to tell her other friend who might be trying to date this dude because she'd be all busted up if she heard it from someone else first and found out she knew. It was a femergency, we HAD to leave."

Friend: "Too bad, the beer was great."

by OBCliffHanger August 25, 2013

emergency jerk

You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.

I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.

by Restoring for over five years February 16, 2015

Emergency food

Chopper. Paimon is a good choice for emergency food too.

Luffy: emergency food
Chopper: Don’t look at me!

by Joey Jackson Johnson October 10, 2022