Melvin

Guys with a really large penis (13 inches or above)

-Wow look at that dick
- Woah, he must be a Melvin

by Kill me now please September 20, 2018

Melvin

If you get to know a Melvin, you're lucky. Melvin is the most loyal person and loves to spend a lot of time with his family, friends and girlfriend. If a Melvin loves you, keep him, you're the most luckiest girl on earth then. He loves you instantly and truly. He forgives very often and your only job is not to do something that would dissapoint him. He would forgive you but not too often. Melvin loves adventures, partys and fun. He is ambitious and really intelligent, likes to do sports and has the most beautiful smile and eyes. Melvin is just a person you can deeply fall in love with and you know that he will always be there for you, no matter what. Melvin sees the positive in all the negative and is a very optimistic person although he does have reasons to be a pessimist. He goes through a lot of hard times but will do everything just to see you smile. He is really funny and likes to make jokes.
Melvin is amazing and lovely.

He is so Melvin, it's impossible to not love him.

by ILoveMelvin January 10, 2017

Melvin

A Melvin is person who typically takes the job of a bank manager based on his name.

That Melvin is definitely a bank manager, you can tell by his name said Jess

by Melvin the bank manager June 10, 2019

Melvin

Some weirdo that alway's gonna have you're back. he can be very man whore-ish, but he is devoted to friends. nothing breaks him. he's probaly been through a lot in life, but that's only made him stronger. Not to mention is has some lungs! He's really loud and a great singer. fun, yes. annoying, kinda.

Melvin is awesome!Sorta.

by GargleGargle July 18, 2010

Melvin

Biggest flexer, fucks bitches and gets rich , never talks hot on the internet boy! Sucks tf outta tits

That guy is so Melvin

by Omega Swift May 23, 2018

Melvin

Melvin, a person you can depend on and will always be there for you. He will never give up on you and will always care. Even when you feel like you lost him you did not he’s always there though thick and thin. When he loves he loves hard and he won’t stop. He’s that one person that will hold your hand and will pull out out of the darkness when no one else will. He will make a difference in your life and will impact your life on a good way and may even get attached . He will promise to be the best version of himself he can be for u . He is a good friend and boyfriend and will be lucky if you get a Melvin in your life

1st person: is that Melvin with hailey?
2nd person: yeah there best friends Melvin is so loyal to her

1st person : wow ! Really she’s lucky

2nd person: yes she is to have a friend like Melvin he won’t ever leave her side

1st person: yeah good for them!

by Queen_Perese October 24, 2020

melvinism

The act of creating alternate handles on an internet forum so frequently that not only does nobody know who you are, but no one can tell the real n00bs from the regular posters

also, a passive counter to elitism.

Joe is a follower of Melvinism, this is his tenth handle this year.

by D8alus February 04, 2004