Megalomanchild

megalomanchild
/mɛɡələˈmeɪntʃʌɪld/

noun

an immature man who has an obsessive desire for power.

"My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it." - Boris Johnson

"Spoken like a true megalomanchild." - Pretty much everyone not brainwashed by his Brexit bullshit.

by Ms. Unformation January 15, 2022

MEGALODOUCHE

A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.

If you thought Chet was a douchecanoe, wait until you meet his older brother Brad. He's a fucking Megalodouche.

by RoninDH July 6, 2023

Megalodon

1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.

that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.

by simon warren November 17, 2003

megahog

A penis big enough to rip a woman into 14 pieces.

AKA Boomhound

1. Please step back your poking me with your megahog.
2. Oh daddy your megahog tastes so good.
3. Put your megahog away, it's scaring the children.
4. What's wrong with your leg? Wait a minute... that's not your leg... it's your megahog!

by Sgt Kroney & The Circle April 6, 2005

Megalovania

The song that plays when you fight Sans in undertale, genocide route.

Undertale is a game about a human that has fallen into the underground. Long ago, the humans and monsters went into war. Humans won, locking monsters into the underground. It is said that seven monster souls are equal to ONE human soul, so it's obvious why they lost.

G1:"Dude! I just beat Sans!"
G2: "Nice, how long did it take?"
G1: "Hours... I'm SICK of Megalovania, though."

by trixelgem July 14, 2016

megalopenis

What a Microsoft spell checker suggests you change a name to whenever you type in the greek surname "Megalogenis"

Man, on Tuesday I sent everyone an invite to go see a talk given by George Megalogenis and Outlook changed his surname to Megalopenis! WTF is a "meglopenis" anyway and what's it doing in my spellchecker???

by ARrrr2 August 30, 2010

megalo

Literally everything that you'll see when you search for Undertale on Soundcloud.

Damn, I'm really getting sick of all these megalos on Soundcloud.

by poop shitter May 28, 2020