Jay Merrick

That idiot in Marble Hornets (A slenderverves series) Who dosent know how to dial 911, or might not even know WHAT a police officer is.

Dude call the police
Whats the number?
You are such a Jay Merrick

by A.new.kinda.plague January 16, 2021

Merrick

A boy genius who has his own cult.

The Merrick cult is thriving.

by Lala kitty May 6, 2017

John Merrick

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.

Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008

Merrick Garb

Democratic Jew. See jewster.

Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.

by On 24's March 29, 2005

meekrob

'Meekrob' is a curse word that is far worse than 'shit'. It is a reference to an Thai food appetizer that is far grosser than shit, consisting of crispy noodles, poak berry and shrimp. The Knights of Standards and Practices (the Royal Order of Standards and Practices) prevent this word and other 'words of curse' from being over-used. If a curse-word is spoken too much, Gelden (the monster) will rise and destroy the Earth. Mekrob is one of the worst of these words and is hated by God, as much as it is by Eric Cartman.

(See South Park Episode #502 for more information)

"Oh Kyle, you are so full of meekrob."

by Jonathan Lerner June 28, 2006

merr

is an expression that can mean anything. It means so much that its nearly inmpossible to define. It's a word that can express any type of emotion you are feeling. It can also be used to complete or take the place of certain words.

Origin:
Jackie, Mike, Caroline
Second Period Humanties II 2006

MERRRRRR
i hate life.... merrr
Lets Merr in the back of my Merrvan.

by Jackie Merr June 27, 2007

office meercat

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008