Megapoots

Measurement of the intensity of a fart.

I had a fart that was over 50 megapoots!

by Occultism February 11, 2009

Megapode

An exclamation of surprise or shock, usually preceded by "holy."
This is used in reference to the webcomic Lumia's Kingdom, in which a character uses it.

It takes him exactly three hours and forty-seven minutes to detect anything out of the ordinary, to which he will always respond 'Holy Megapode!'

by TimeBaum March 9, 2011

megapuss

a absolute pussy who triumphs over the other pussies by being a giant pussy officially refered to as a J-Rod or Gay-Rod

"Oiiii see that guy over there he is a massive megapuss"

by fagbag768 October 23, 2013

megapod

Really big herd or school of marine animals (zool.)

Dozens and dozens of dolphins, all leaping and diving their way to new feeding grounds are a megapod.

by hanseatic March 14, 2014

mediapocrytical insemination

brainwashing someone through the media

The ignorant masses who passively consume the evening news after are especially vulnerable to mediapocrytical insemination

by Sexydimma October 16, 2014

megapwn

THE BEST WC3 PLAYER EVER HES ONE OF THE KINGS OF METASTASIS AND DINER OF THE HALL OF THE QUADRA CLAP

"Huge cock. Huge cock named 'Dad's cock'." - Swan
"megapwn is the only metastasis player better than me. I'd fuck him." - LimeLifeGirl
"The prodigal son of Profligacy." - Unknown
"I'm going to add megapwn to the credits for pokemon world. fuck the guy who actually made this map though lol" - eMoo

"dude you just got megapwn'd you retard lol"

by megapwn fanbase May 13, 2019

megapupper

Exceptionally large pupper

That's a big megapupper.

by Sky Commander Winkie August 20, 2019