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Michelle Flaherty

The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.

She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".

Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
by Simplistic Seth July 11, 2012
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Michelle Williams

The mother of Heath Ledger's love-child, Matilda. Talented actress, and a MILF.
by infuego11 April 26, 2006
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meshell

A beautiful black queen with the clearest skin known to man
Have you seen Meshell? I heard she streams thriller for her clear skin.
by Mjjstaneggsdee January 29, 2020
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Michellito

My sweetest coolest funniest and most cute girlfriend that brings me happiness and she is mine plus I'm going to marry her so i win you guys should envy us.
(Hopeless individual) -Yeah i commented on Michellito's posts she's so cool..
(Me) -I will rip you apart there will be nothing left of you; God will not recognize your soul hence your appearance in His eyes will be so vague He will feel mercy and give it life again, just to be reborn as a diseased crow who will never see the light of day thus drowning in the pits of the abyss.!!👎👎
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Machelle

Best friend material. Your twin flame. Your everything. Someone who you can count on no matter what. She is funny. Relatable. Cares so much. Always understands exactly what you mean. You cant beat her talent. Her fashion style is so cute and unique in the best way. She is so creative. The best human to walk this earth. She makes life 10x better.
Wow. Machelle is just so breathtaking!
by Sarbear_ November 21, 2021
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Michelle Phillips

A singer of Mama's and the Papa's.
"Michelle Phillips is so cute!" Deborah Ali Williams states.
"Ikr" I agree
by Amelie Kaulitz June 11, 2023
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Michelle-time

-noun.

1. The time-slice President Barack Obama carves out of his calendar to spend time with wife Michelle.

2. The time-slice one carves out of their schedule during which they spend quality time with their significant other.
The President's secretary: "Mr. President, we have scheduled you for some Michelle-time from 9 to 10 this evening."

Husband: "Honey, can you make some Michelle-time for me tonight?"
by Kinki's Tush September 27, 2009
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