Mitch McConnell

The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.

I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.

by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020

mccooter

A Scotsman's dream.

Ay laddy, you have a fine mccooter thar.

by Coan Bone June 14, 2009

chris mccoy

To slap someone's electronic device onto the floor.

"Man, you just Chris mccoyed that guy!"

by Brother Rice High School November 2, 2017

Brad McConnell

A little old man, he tends to work twice as hard as anyone else while only getting half as much done. He is very small, but a master of karate, his mind is his dojo, he floats like a butterfly and stings like a weaker butterfly.

Man, I wouldn't fight Tim Lamay if I were you, he's a scary dude!
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell

by RoderC January 8, 2019

Lucky McCoy

The host of Family Feud 2021 on the Nintendo Switch. He is inferior to Steve Harvey in every way and is even rumoured to have kidnapped Steve Harvey just to become host of the show.

Lucky McCoy is inferior to Steve Harvey as a Family Feud host.

by Ican'tthinkofanamesoIguessI'll August 16, 2022

Drew McConnell

A hugely talented musician who seems to always be giving to some form of charity. Bassist of Babyshambles, singer/guitarist/bassist/founder of Helsinki, and off to form some other amazing band soon.

Is there anything Drew McConnell can't do?

by A Dismal Caricature June 15, 2008

McConnellized

The end result of Senator Mitch McConnell’s policies.

The factory I work in has been McConnellized, its being shut down and moved to China.

by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008