Maxton

a professional body builder who likes cheap vodka and hazing. A fan of the WNBA, Maxton holds season tickets to the L.A. Sparks and can be found having a cry bat in his hot tub in his free time. Maxton lives in a van down by the river.

"Hey, I'm Maxton. Hold my dick while I piss!"

by MaxK January 30, 2008

Martyn

A good guy that has his heart in the right place but unfortunately clueless in how to please a women. Gives lots of effort. Wouldn't be suprised that when he does sleep with girls they fake it.

Bless him, he was a martyn. its nice that he tried though.

by charliewon September 12, 2013

matyna

A smart, trust worthy friend. Who's super funny and can make everyone laugh whether it's dark humor or normal humor. She spills some good tea bitch. She gets a long with just about everyone but don't ever cross her because she will fuck you up.

Matyna: "I just shit a little when I sneezed."

by WhatsTheTea March 6, 2019

Maxtini

An alcoholic beverage served in a red solo cup of ice, containing 2-4 shot of the each: Smirnoff Sours Berry Lemon, Svedka Blue Raspberry, Lemon liqueur, and lemon juice. Top of with MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"Hey man you wanna get a Maxtini later?"

"Fuck yeah dude, then after we can drunk drive!"

by Michelangelo Send November 1, 2021

Maxyn

Someone who is one of a kind; the odd one out and a person full of wisdom and creativity. She is unique, witty, and has a really good personality. She is someone who would look very intimidating at first but deep down is actually a very bubbly, sweet person with a good sense of humor.

What makes Maxyn so unique?

by anonymous August 15, 2021

Martynas

It's a lithuanian boys name. It's a very sexy guy who has an amazing personality and can get any girl he wants. He usually has a big dick too.

Wow look at that guy he's so hot!
Yeah his name is Martynas

by Kentauras November 21, 2021

mary-maxton

Mary-Maxton means a pretty girl. She try’s not to get in drama but does. All the men want her but she always says no.Shes very independent, strong and very smart.If your nice to her she’s going to be nice back.So be nice to this women

Mary-Maxton is very independent

by 12467@890 October 14, 2019