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manstruation

n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.

v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling
You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.

She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.
by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004
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Madsturbation

The act of masturbating to vent anger. Usually practiced by teens who listen to Slipknot or Korn.
Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!
by Dillypoo November 3, 2009
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manstruation

The days when your man friend/spouse/partner/coworker etc. acts like a total intolerable douchebag when he is otherwise decent.
'Manstruation is wreaking havoc on Bob. He just told me to f*ck myself after I asked him to wipe large chunks of Pop Tart off of his expense report.'
by Fishballs December 16, 2008
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manstinct

the natural instinct that only men have. often not understood by woman
seeing the fence was locked, john's manstincts kicked in and he climbed over the fence
by eviiil1 April 1, 2007
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manstruation

When a man bitches and moans in a truly over-dramatic fashion, similar to the effects PMS has on a woman's mood. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective (manstruate, manstruator, manstruating, etc.) Could also mean for a man to be "stroking his ego" through anger, similar to masturbation or angry sex but without the dick involved.
"Edward is throwing a tantrum at Betty for overcooking his steak. Edward has been caught in the act of manstruation."

"You're one hell of a manstruator when you haven't had your beer"

"Better be careful! If my father catches us in the act of sexual intercourse, he'll manstruate at you for sure!"
by Chekken February 7, 2010
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mansturbating

A man masturbating to the thought of other gay men
I found gay porn on Patrick's computer, he must have been mansturbating
by DR MD August 26, 2009
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maestro

Someone with much skill in an art, a great musician, composer or music teacher.
The maestro for the orchestra will be Jonny.
by werwertwgg432 January 14, 2005
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