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mathieu

an "emo" boi @ my school who is such a fucking whore that he doesn't have any good friends. he also should consider using penis enlargement pills because his penis is microscopic and maybe he could have good friends if he wasn't such a whore. oh and back to his dick i forgot he doesn't have one and that he's a girl. he also has a fuck-boy haircut and tries to be hood even though he's white as hell
mathieu is such a whore and he hangs out with all of the trashy kidz
by chickenstripsboii December 6, 2018
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Matheus

An idiot that thinks he is good at fifa and at everything. He is nice to all of his friends, but gets bitchy around his family.
That guy is a grumpy old Matheus.
by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018
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mathious

He is better than all of his sisters and is funny and is black and from Ethiopia Mekelle and is good-looking and good at sports.
Mathious is better than his sisters
by ewe3dwqd October 5, 2020
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Mathieu

Mathieu fortin is a fat blond dude that’s really funny yet he sucks a lot of dick. He has no friends yet he keeps playing games for fuckn losers. Stay away from him ladies he only likes (furries)!!!
Mathieu is a (Brawlhallah) legend!
This mathieu nigga gay!
by YvAkPPnibba October 1, 2019
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Mathieu

Mathieu is kind, caring and romantic. Usually a family man with big dreams for true love. Although he exudes a very energetic nature, overall he is very patient and logical to get exactly what he wants. The sweetest man a woman can have by her side. Incredibly attractive and smart, he tends to get a lot of women’s attention, but once he has found the one, he will never let go and his heart will be hers forever. He is possessive of what he consider is his. He tends to obsess about his woman and wants to know every little things about her and what she likes. He is driven and appears sure of himself, even if on the inside he isn’t so confident and is often actually quite shy. Very ambitious, he might seem not so reliable at times, because he is so focused on his success so that he can share it with the people he loves most, however you can always reach out to him if in need and he will be there to listen to you and warm your heart. A curious dreamer full of energy, he always finds a way to turn his weirdness and quirky behavior into something charming. He can be very frustrating at time, since communicating and exchanging with him can often feel like your are talking with an alien, but once you start understanding his true authentic self, you will have soulmate forever.
Look at Mathieu day dreaming once again.
by Aka1234 November 23, 2021
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Mathæus

The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Mathæus" also contain in them magical powers.
My name is Mathæus and i am boy.
by TheGiftFromGOD November 2, 2017
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Mathieu De Blois

Un kid du Canada
J’ai vu un Mathieu De Blois hier.
by YourLocalDefault February 26, 2019
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