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Matei

A guy with a very large dick who fucked every female in this world. He also is very good at beating people.
Sadly, Matei fucked my mom again.
by ProfessionalDumbass November 22, 2021
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the name of a smoking hot Romanian guy, massive muscles, and a 9-inch cock. Matei is very good at conversing with ladies, easily pulling the most "hard-to-get" women. He also has an incredible brain, capable of manipulating even other master manipulators. Overall, he is a great all-around guy with an incredible sense of humour.
Omg, is that Matei? He broke my heart by just walking by!
by i am her lol June 26, 2023
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A zesty guy who is obsessed with War Thunder and Geometry Dash. He always has the kind of walk of a lead actor in an action film. He seems to care little about his education, but he actually puts a lot of effort into it. I'm not sure how he manages to do it, but he constantly gets fantastic scores in everything.
Matei, quit playing War Thunder. Stop grinding so much; it's just a goddamn video game!

Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.
by matthewrr February 11, 2024
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