masterbearding

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbeast

A causer of profuse masturbation. Someone who causes people to masturbate.
Commonly used in songs making listeners think the singer is saying masterpiece

That girl is a straight up masterbeast!

by 119118117116115 September 26, 2017

mastercest

if you from the past or future were to come to the present time period through time travel and fucked yourself.

omg! did you hear how kennedy did mastercest! never heard of anyone doing that before!

by guccigal12345 November 28, 2018

Microsoft Paint masterpiece

An oxymoron used in urbandictionary.com's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload.

"Don't upload copyrighted content - send a drawing, a Microsoft Paint masterpiece, or a photo you took"

by ~The Nameless One~ May 28, 2005

Mansterpiece

A masterpiece of manliness. Something with high levels of badassery or extreme badditude.

"Dude, I just got done watching Shoot 'Em Up. Serious Mansterpiece!"

by ExtremeBadditude August 31, 2009

Masterpiece

Always assumed this would be on canvas

Yet to be created

Few potentials .. didn’t expect it to be an object

With use ..

Infused with my heart and soul and all my learnings so far since I accepted spirit was my friend … if I be good .. or actually if done in honour ..

Anyways .. masterpiece ..

Maybes, possibly ..

A labour of love and intense theory craft and learning/ recalling on the fly … most deffo

See … most of us spend our lives talking .. no action and some fill their lives obsessing over others and trying to feel noticed

Social media fakery aplenty .. again what fuels this …

Glad I was directed to put my energies into something other than worrying what the fuck people will do next or why they are even bothering …

Oh yeah … I already know the answers …

We all do …

Masterpiece… living proof it will certainly not be my one and only urban dic account ever in this life …

Derailed long long ago ..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 28, 2023

masterpiece

a work of art. My boyfriend;)

Anthony is truly a masterpiece.

Anthony is a one of a kind work of art, a masterpiece, a true love.

by his babe January 31, 2019