masterbatorioum

the room in which you beat your meat....jerk jill...pullin pud..making a hand party...take your pick

"man yesterday i was deep in a session and my mom walked right into my masterbatorioum!!!!"

by goggles72 November 24, 2009

masterbatoraid

the master of bater aid

when someone type it on your fucking computer and gets you moved to a different seat.......FUCK!!!!!! robby why are you soooooo damn funny

by Dan stizzle September 18, 2003

masturbatorian

A person who is obsessed with watching and fantasizing about people masturbating.

BRO! Why do you always ask me if i'm jacking off? You must be a total masturbatorian.

by meat/beat August 18, 2010

masterbatorinator

Craig Harding

look at Craig Harding, such a masterbatorinator

by craig4120p April 8, 2022

masterbatriotism

Masterbatriotism is the act of frivolously being outwardly, annoyingly, maliciously, and ignorantly patriotic… having never served the country.

Jim is down at the bar taunting a table of anti-war idiots and he’s laying on the masterbatriotism pretty thick.

by PARTANIOUS August 20, 2023

Masterbatrix

The art of dodging ones own semen after completion

Masterbatrix
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

Masturbatorium

A masturbatorium is a portmanteau of the words master bait and laboratorium. It means a place or room that is used for master baiting. Used by the youtuber RADAL.

Person 1: "Come in come in, make yourself at home!"
Person 2: "God damnit, what the hell is this masturbatorium!"

by Stupid Fucking Idiot November 2, 2022