Mattification

Mat-ti-fi-ca-tion

The romanticization of everything that is stressful. Taking part in everything you hate acting as if you love it, non-denial of stress, and doing every activity non-tirelessly let it be personal or interpersonal.

James: I took the initiative in all the programs of the Student Council, and my schedule is very full. I'm so tired.

Phoemela: Why don't you let go of some of your activities, so you can take a rest?

James: No.

Phoemela: James, you're mattifying.

James: Yeah, the mattification has started.

by Drag Adik October 9, 2022

manification

Manification is the process of turning into a dog as a result of kissing your dog

“Whoa did you see that lady?”
“Yeah she’s totally manificating!”
“That’s why I don’t kiss my dog!”
“Manification is gross, dude”

by PATHAGERUS February 25, 2023

Malcification

A situation that has been disturbed by or added to by a teenage boy in a non malicious way.

“My sunflowers have been arranged in an act of malcification!”

by pissmermaid April 13, 2023

Yassify/Yassification

Baddie Syndrome can be spread from genetics or from other people.
Its symptoms are:

Change in appearance

Change of attitude
Likes to say the phrases purr, slay, and period

Yassify/Yassification means to make someone look more botched or more attractive.

by Nicki lover June 3, 2022

De-yassification

Having something appear to be significantly worse, less gay, and less girlboss than its similar or comparable predecessor.

Riley went through de-yassification and now likes Drake more than Azealia Banks.

by Rahr December 30, 2024

The Muskification of Singapore Math

When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.

In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.

by Numerati January 31, 2025