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mashed potato convention 

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.
you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker 

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.
Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

Mashed Potato Man 

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.
Mashed Potato Man by Scnigey March 23, 2003

Mashed Pustankoes

1.The act of eating the pasty white vaginal discharge that somehow ends up at the bottom of womens' panties.
2.The spring cleaning of a woman's vaginal discharge.
"Trevor, your sister's mashed pustankoes wee especially delicious last night, it was probably because of the cottage cheese side I ordered."

mashed potato sandwich 

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.
Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

mashed potato brains 

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid
Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.