Marlboro

A town in New Jersey where people think they are so cool. All of the people are either asians, or obnoxious rich kids who drink and smoke because they think they are older than they really are. Obnoxious girls jump in people's faces screaming "LLAMMASS!", and they drink and hang out with older people who take advantage of them. The guys think they are the best and think they are so hot because they are on a basketball team which isn't hard to make. They go around asking people to hook up because they think they are hot, but usually only one girl who is desperate says yes. They are actually really immature and need to grow up. Girls with boyfriends flirt with other boys, and the guys do the same.

a town with backstabbing bitches who put tons of makeup on and make out with boys starting at the age of 10

I'm gonna go get drunk even though I am only in seventh grade! HEHE , GO MARLBORO

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ONLY MARLBORO HAS DRAMA, I WANNA MOVE OUT

NO YOU BITCH, EVERY PLACE IS GOING TO HAVE SOME DRAM@

by DaTruthHurts_Doesn't It? February 22, 2011

maradona

Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).

Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?

Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.

Maradona was a great football player. What he was and is as a man is irrelevant.

by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004

Marlboro Menthol

A good smooth cigarette that has a nice taste that will keep you lighting up just a few hours after the first one, It's a nice tasting minty cigarette made by the Philip Morris USA Company, Marlboro has been around for MANY years it has been the smoking choice amung many teenagers such as myself. Marlboro Menthol has two gold rings slightly in the middle of the top of the butt to let you know when the hell to stop and flick =, smoking may be unhealthy but you know what, we're all guna die sooner or later, and even non-smokers, there are a LOT of people who have cancer or diseases who DONT smoke, so there ya go, light up and have fun kickin it and go behind the school building and light up your Marlboro Menthols or Marlboro or whatever cigarette you may have and sit down and KICK IT marl-BROS! Who gives a Flyin FUCK about what or who you smoke with, smoke it up Marlboro Men and WIN =

Matt: *Goes around a corner and lights up a Marlboro Menthol*

James: *smokes a camel and chills*

Hailon: Mmm, lets all just kick it G's :D

*We all kick it smokin our cigarettes of choice livin it up*

by White Menthol Man =] May 17, 2008

marlboro

Best cig ever

by TightFade April 9, 2003

Marlboro Reds

1. A brand of cigarette originating in the U.S., marketed heavily through identification with idealized, ruggedly-individualistic cowboys inhabiting the wide-open spaces of the American West. 2. The only brand of cigarette I was able to buy in European "tabacs" during a summer as a college exchange student.

1. Me: "Do you like this denim jacket lined with thick fuzzy sheep's wool that I picked up at a thrift store?" Honest friend: "You look like the Marlboro man." Me: "Cool." 2. Me: (entering tobacco shop in Vienna) "Do you have Camel Lights?" Shop clerk: (eyeing my shorts, white sneakers, and baseball cap) "American?" (lays pack of Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: (waving arms, attempting to "draw", then pantomime, a camel, now speaking more loudly): "CAMEL. CAM--" (softly again, as clerk becomes visibly tense) "Camel. Lights." Clerk: (shrugs, reaches for Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: "Wait. Okay. Thank you. DUNK-uh." (I give clerk funny-looking bills, hope it's enough, take cigarrettes, and walk quickly toward the door). Clerk: (with enthusiasm) "BITTE!"

by American Idiot Redux April 17, 2009

Diego Maradona

Diego Maradona is an argentinian soccer god who was number 10 He is the first one ever 2 have 2 transfer fees.Diego Maradona Led Argentina to winning the world cup.Many people fight over if Pele is better or Maradona is better(Like for Maradona and Dislike for pele)Diego Maradona was a legend and lots of people enjoyed him playing but sadly his career got cut short from Drug Abuse.Maradona was born Oct 30 1960 in Buneos Aires Argentina.Many People are saying that Lionel Messi is the new Maradona.Not Because they were both Argentinain and number 10.Lionel Messi Is as good as Maradona.Messi is a Little bit better.Maradona won 0 Ballan'dors and Messi have won 5.Maradona says that he would have won more that Messi.Maradona got in many fights in his career.Maradona was a true legend,icon and inspiration to many soccer players today.

My Favorite Soccer Player is Diego Maradona.

Diego Maradona is a icon to soccer

by Georgesaladbar February 1, 2018

Marable

asshole, ex-Army sergeant who is fed up with not getting any from his smoking hot wife. decides to take all anger out on subordinates and make them despise him.

Person 1: Is the guys ever going to shut up?

Person 2: No, he's a Marable.

by Delta Smith February 15, 2009