Skip to main content

montrousife

"How are you?"
"Montrousife"
by LaBieber May 5, 2010
mugGet the montrousife mug.

manstruating

A monthly three to five day period when a man seems particularly moody, weak, emotional or indecisive.
Dude 1: "Hey, have you talked to Jeremy lately? He started to cry when I told him he had a flat."

Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."
by Robert the Great February 4, 2013
mugGet the manstruating mug.

monstrosorous

1) An enormous portion, large quantity, huge fucking heaping serving.
2) A combination of monstrosity and enormous.
Cheesecake Factory Salads are fucking monstrosorous.

This one guy was high as shit and mispronounced monstrosity. He then gave the world monstrosorous which made the mispronunciation a monstrosorous blessing in disguise.
by The Meteor Man aka Robbie T January 30, 2014
mugGet the monstrosorous mug.

manstruation

This would be the male version of menstruation. This word can be used when a man is acting like a vagina, or a d-bag.
Keith was mad at Rick for saying something rude. To everyone else Ricks comment was not rude, but true. Keith, acting like a women over something stupid, is said to be manstruating. This happens often. Manstruation is for lamers.
by cRoush May 9, 2008
mugGet the manstruation mug.

monstrous

If you describe a situation or event as monstrous, you mean that it is extremely shocking or unfair.
She endured the monstrous behaviour for years.
I just hope the people who committed this monstrous evil will be able to live with themselves.
The nephilim were a monstrous brood begotten of the intercourse of the supernatural beings called " sons of God " with the women of earth.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019
mugGet the monstrous mug.

Monstrostitute

A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple
legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution
Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.
by The Atlanta PA January 24, 2008
mugGet the Monstrostitute mug.

Manstruating

A man who is in the act of being grumpy moody.
Hey guys, sorry I am a little down today. I'm manstruating.
by Scordinosaur February 19, 2010
mugGet the Manstruating mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email