Mangod

A man that is superior in every way possible, and holds godlike features. He holds nothing but dominant genes, giving him the ability of breeding exact replicas of himself. This assures the eternal life of Mangod and therefore his invincibility.

Chuck Norris is the ultimate Mangod.

"I don't need oxygen, I'm Mangod."

by Mangod October 19, 2008

manged monkey

manged monkey it is a clean shaved pussy

damn that girls got a manged monkey

by bri December 29, 2004

mangold

a gold digger that is a man.

Now I aint sayin HE a gold digger
But she aint messin wit no broke nigga

mangold

by jmandog12345 August 4, 2008

mangled

to become soo drunk you piss your own pants, and hook up with your best mates mum

guy#1 Man what the fuck happened last night
guy#2yeah you puked in my dishwasher and my mum wants ur phone number.
guy#1 yeah i was mangled sorry.

by VBdrinkingBoganSonofaBithch October 1, 2008

mangled anus

When your ass has been destroyed and ripped apart by mexican food or Indian Food. The most common way to catch the " Mangled anus-itis" Is eating a ghost pepper , but with your ass hole.

Mexican Bartender : " Wooooaaahhh Essssaaayyy !!!! DID you go Loco and shit yo pants ?"
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " No Sir... My ass has been Mangled..
Mexican Bartender : " I shall call it the...

Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Mangled.."
Mexican Bartender : " Anus.."
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Itis ! I mean that's what every disease ends with ! "

by Doctor Fucktard Beenjamin November 13, 2014

Mangled mess

When two people have sex for hours and particularly the women. will be left in a state afterwards in which the women cannot walk, move or communicate with others because of her "rough night" the night before .

"guy left wooka in a mangled mess on the floor"

by strange fruitty June 13, 2019

gettin mangled

too get crunked, high, laidby at least two other people and anything else that hasta do wit havin fun

man i got gettin mangled tonight i bought a 40 and a 2.6

by jenn psotka July 17, 2006