insanity manatee

n.- term denoting the absurdity or "craziness" of an event.

A: "You won't believe who I saw today, Anna Nicole Smith, helping an old lady down the street."
B: "Insanity manatee!"

by May November 23, 2004

manatee gown

A mermaid gown size 28W and up.

I think the bride's dress would look nice on a thin girl. As it is it's a manatee gown.

by aaaadam November 7, 2010

manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.

Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.

by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019

manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.

Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.

by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011

Manatee Matriarch

A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.

"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".

by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009

Manatee kisses

The act of kissing someone like a large sea cow whilst flipping arms and making whale sounds.

Someone: Hey Rylie let me give you some manatee kisses on your wenis!

Rylie: Go die

(flippers) EEEEAASDDDDHHHHHAAAAA KISS!!!!

Rylie: Your a fart sack

by manatwo July 23, 2009