man door hand hook car door refers to a popular story based on the urban legend about The Hook. The joke is that the story is horribly written. The story goes as follows:
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
It is not typically used in a sentence but rather as a stand-alone joke. Simply saying "man door hand hook car door" usually gets a few laughs
by storme k September 14, 2018
Get the man door hand hook car doormug. by Jlomba15 October 1, 2018
Get the Chief's Right Hand Manmug. A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.
Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
by Kevin coates October 28, 2023
Get the Golden hands manmug. When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
Get the Dead man’s handmug. Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018
Get the man door hand hook car doormug. A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.
Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
by 5789 July 17, 2020
Get the Man Handsmug. In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.
In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."
Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."
Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
by V the Mr. Poetry September 26, 2021
Get the The Hand Manmug.