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Maluch

The ultimate form of annoyance & just an absolute waste of space. Maluch is the most heinous form of human being & is disliked by the majority of the world. Those who choose to befriend it are generally mentally handicapped to such a state of delusion that they can barely function (no one who has ever admitted to befriending the Maluch has had an IQ above 3.) The Maluch is a very poor dresser (it appears to imitate a poor pagan widow with no sense of color coordination, a lack of common knowledge towards clothes that match in any way shape or form, a complete disregard for body type, & a severe delusion that it s signature homemade multi-colored Rastafarian hat can make any POS outfit look socially acceptable.) The Maluch is known to be frigid b*tch, know it all cow, superficial ass, condescending douche, & most definitely a hypocritical whore. Its race & nationality are constantly changing in order to maintain its douchey persona. It majors in Women s Studies even though it s gender is questioned. It takes great pride in being the Token White One in a Mexican sorority. Many have dedicated their lives to eliminating the Maluch; however, sadly enough all attempts have proven to be futile. With the strength of a man, body of a manatee, & brain of a caterpillar Maluch has proven to be semi indestructible. Maluch is in someway directed related to Satan himself. Legend says that if the Maluch is ever kind, considerate, or cooperative in any way it will instantly implode.
Man 1: Did you hear what Maluch did?

Woman 1: OMG, WTF did it do now?

Man 1: It went to Arizona and said it was fighting for its people s rights!

Woman 1: Why doesn t it realize it s white? Damn Maluch.

4,000 Other People: WE HATE MALUCH TOO!!!!
by ispkthetruth September 3, 2010
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Malisha

A bougchet (combination of bougie and rachet) who can be sophisticated and professional when needs to be but knows all the words to Trina's "Look Back at Me" when it comes on at the club.
Look at that girl twerking and singing the words to Trina. She's such a malisha.
by nastynatty February 5, 2017
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Malus

Negative preference, detriment, the opposite of "Bonus". From Latin root "mal", as in "malo, mallui, malus".
You have a strength bonus of +5, and a malus of -2, leaving you with a total bonus of +3.
by Daerk October 18, 2003
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MalshMan

The kind of guy that laughs like this..

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha

^^ ^^
Malsh = Making a long short ha
HAHA DID YOU HEAR HIM LAUGH!?? He's totally a MalshMan!
by Steven Savio October 18, 2008
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Maleshkaly

A truly beautiful person who is very loveable. Anyone who meets a Maleshkaly is very lucky to have someone so amazing in their life. If you ever meet someone named Maleshkaly love and cherish them forever. Maleshkaly is so beautiful, funny, shy, quiet, and just overall an awesome person. Una persona verdaderamente hermosa que es muy adorable. Cualquiera que conozca a un Maleshkaly es muy afortunado de tener a alguien tan increíble en su vida. Si alguna vez te encuentras con alguien llamada Maleshkaly, ama y cuida de ellos para siempre. Maleshkaly es muy hermosa, divertida, tímida, tranquila y, en general, una persona increíble.
Maleshkaly is so beautiful
by Some crazy kid May 17, 2019
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Manushya

Manushya elles sont forte parfois la vie est dure avec elles mais elles reste très forte face aux épreuves de la vie elle sont etourdi marrante elle sont très famille et font parfois des blague nul même souvent à vrai dire elle ont un bon cœur elle pense souvent aux autre elle sont vraiment gentille présente quand vous avez besoin d'elle elle vous donne confiance en vous vous si vous avez une manushya dans votre vie sachez que vous avez une chance incroyable ne la laissez jamais partir faite lui confiance les Manushya sont des personnes franche vrai unique quand elle ont une idée en tête elle ne lâche pas l'affaire si facilement elle sont courageuse.
Si vous en avez une dans votre vie dite lui qu'elle croit en elle, elle est plus forte qu'elle le croit et de grande l'attende.
"Je me sentais vraiment incomprise et j'ai fait la rencontres de mon amie et aujourd'hui c'est mon bras droit"
<< Ah bon c'est une perle rare ton amie, comment elle s'appelle ?. >>
"Manushya"
by Moonliberty November 22, 2021
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Mausham

Mausham is the type of male with a penis the size of at least 3 inches long. He is a very touchy guy who touches anything even if its another male. Mausham is gay.
"Have you seen Mausham lately"
"Are you talking about the gay kid"?
"Yep"
Mausham is very gay when he moans.
by Sledgey108_ November 29, 2021
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