O'malled

To cheat on one's spouse/lover, take their money, and destroy there self-esteem. Then break up with them since they are broke and whiney.
<for extra points cornhole her>
<or have her admitted to Psyche unit>

Hey what happened to Jenny, why she is broke and crying?

Oh, got all that I could from here and she was annoying me so I O'Malled her.

by kelsith March 5, 2003

malfedded

Poor treatment by certain package delivery companies.

"It's broken.. they malfedded me!"

by Dogtanian February 18, 2010

Malled Out

An off-roader that believes someone else's vehicle can't do a trail / obstacle because they haven't spent stupid amount of money on wasted items that are not needed for such trail / obstacle.

Dick is so Malled Out because he doesn't think Jim's stock JK can drive up a 1 foot ledge because he doesn't have dual lockers and 35 inch tires.

by Joshyutah October 13, 2017

Mamed

Mamed is an amazing young handsome motherfucker. He thinks he has diplomatic immunity no matter what he does. All girls fall in love with his 1cm thick glasses and his Gucci merch. He thinks he can get all the bitches in the world, but he wears a wife-beater. He is slightly homosexual, but only like 4%. He thinks he's awesome because he has a driver from Baku that can drive on 2 wheels. He thinks he can buy the IB at the same price he buys his Gucci jogging hose. He has a huge dick and thinks he's awesome when he is high.

Overall, Mamed is an awesome guy with very little manners and respect, but he is still an awesome Caucasian/Arab/Asian lad.

Bob: "Look at this crazy motherfucker, I wanna be like him"
John: "Yes, he is awesome"
Bob: "What's his name? He looks cool asf"
John: "Don't you know? His name is Mamed, he is a legend"
Bob: "Oh shit, that makes sense now!"

by AISKnights2019 January 14, 2019

Malmemenutrition

The medical term for a constant underdose of memes. In extreme cases this can lead to dizzyness, nausea and extreme boredom. This syndrome can be prevented by receiving a regular flow of memes.

The most likely cause of death was malmemenutrition, said the doctor.

by Icechief October 31, 2019

maledictus

Cursed (accursed); detestable.

“Maledictus” is the past participle of the Latin verb “malediciere” (to curse).

Our trouble-causing neighbor was so disruptive that he became known as Mr. Maledictus.

by Hot Writer March 3, 2020

Maimed

Shredded, overtly muscular

Setting: Erewhon Organic Grocery
Guy 1: Yo let’s get some Kombucha, go to Gold’s and get MAIMED
Guy 2: Wait, you mean like slaughtered? We’re starting a fight?
Guy 1: No, fam, it’s like swole, or yolked, but ON ANOTHER LEVEL

by Ubermenschuby March 11, 2020