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malmed

A seriously Bad Ass name, that only few are born with and less will aquire. If you have this name you are seriously blessed. Its probably the #1 Name ever created.
Donna: Did you meet that kid Malmed
Jenn: Did I? I can't stop thinking about how much I would love to have that name!
Donna: Yea that would be gods gift. Wouldn't it?
Jenn: Yea, I would do anything to get that name.
by Malmed May 21, 2008
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malted state

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
by StillBill13 November 27, 2016
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Maleducated

Having been deliberately and with malice of forethought indoctrinated with blatantly and demonstrably incorrect propaganda. Maleducation is most often associated with universities and colleges but can also be engaged in by corporations, political parties, media groups, and even peer groups.

Maleducation differs from miseducation in that there is ample evidence that material being taught as "fact" is not true and should be obvious whereas miseducation implies that the actual facts were not known or reasonably knowable when the information was being taught.
Her insistence in her belief that "good science" can be obtained from falsified data only served to underscore how thoroughly she had been maleducated.
by JustTiredOfThis February 26, 2019
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Maledom

Maledom Domination: A man (or action in which a man) dominates sexual interaction with his mate. See also dominatrix. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes:

-) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, punishment, slave)

-) Penetration of the sub. (incl. toys, etc).

-) Bondage / restraint of the sub.

-) punishment / Calling names, choking, slapping or tied up for not following a command.
"The Maledom punished his mate for not listening to a command"
by Mercadies March 2, 2017
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Malmesbury

Is a shitty little town in the middle of no where.
dude 1: wanna go to malmesbury?

dude 2: no it's shit.
by malmesburymandem September 7, 2011
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maledom

A relationship opposite to femdom in which the male is the dominant partner sexually or otherwise. The male is also the top in bdsm play or whereas the female takes the submissive role and is the bottom. The relationship is not always hetrosexual.

The dominant male may also be known as a master, domino straight cougar or dominator.
Maledom relationship are quite common. A good example would be the one between audry and her sadist boyfriend in the musical "little shop of horrors".
by beags January 14, 2008
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malmerated

way past drunk
way past hammered
way past wasted
I got malmerated last night!
by jt snook March 13, 2009
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