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Malware Defense

A Brand of "scareware" that just appears on a victims computer often with the victim doing nothing to provoke it. It installs a program and states that certain viruses are infecting a victims computer that actually aren't. Eventually causes the system to freeze and crash and cancels out any antivirus software that maybe on the persons PC. It also pesters you into paying up to $50 for them to stop bombarding you with error messages. The software it just fucks up the system if the person purchases it.
With criminals injecting Malware Defense into victims computers, protective software isn't safe anymore.
by grizmeister April 21, 2010
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mallardy

An affliction which causes a woman to make a duckface when posing for a photo.
"What is Stacy doing with her lips in all her pics? She looks like a fucking duck!"
"She has a mallardy. Unfortunately incurable."
by poppingivy May 20, 2014
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mallard

An old east coast term for a hundred dollar bill used mainly by the lumpenproletariat .
Pete: I just lost 6 mallards in that juicy poker game down the street.
Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.

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by vastydeep March 15, 2016
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malfara

Yeah bro I saw this girl last night, she was pretty awesome

Really? Must have been a Malfara
by Someonewhoshotasf June 23, 2017
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cut the malarkey

by Seanne October 1, 2006
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malparida piroba

In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like gonorrea, garbimba, etc
ella se hace la más boba, malparida piroba
by rrobador May 26, 2016
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mahar

We are so cute and awesome, we are mahar.
by sahrina May 21, 2007
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