Malachi

Someone with a nickname of Malatard (MAL-A-TARD) or MooMoo (MOO-MOO) or Tardachi (TARD-A-CHI) and other such as Malissa (MA-LISS-A), but also he is a retard and he can go CRAZY and he will say some demon type stuff when a Malachi is mad here is an example"Let the Demons come out to play" or ME ME MALACHI,I RETARD" ya some pretty creepy stuff. A Malachi always has a something on his ankle which is a survival bracelet and when he takes it off he GOES FULL RETARD and may kill himself and makes noises such as alien noises like " kehdhhhhhhkdsaanjd" and tries to kill you but most of the time its funny. A Malachi has his Mode " Malachi Mode" and he goes insane and tries to hurt you but " MOO MOO MODE" he will try choking you out.See A Malachi is a retard

Hes going Malachi. Don't go Malachi.

Mom:If you go Malachi, I'LL KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK
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by jfdskgj April 18, 2019

Malachi

he is gay

Malachi si gay

by TokyoM April 26, 2018

Malachi

A very funny and skinny man with strange teeth.

Damn, that Malachi is one sexy little you know what.

by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 5, 2019

malachi

girls i just want all of you to know if you find a Malachi never let him go he is sweet,funny,nice body ,amazing eyes and always there at your worst and as most of you know finding a guy that treats you right is not always easy i love my Malachi and i always will.

girl 1 o.m.g is that who i think it is

girl 2 YES its Malachi he is so hot

by baby girl 1024 October 28, 2020

Malachi

A pretty blonde boy with the most hypnotic light blue eyes you've ever seen. He's acts all tough at first but he's a complete goofball. He gets embarrassed when you catch him singing to his favorite country song in the car, but he'll still lipsink anyway. He'll love you unconditionally and never fails to prove it as life throws obstacles at you. He's also got a nice butt. (;

That damn Malachi and his eyes again! It gets me everytime. That's Malachi for ya!

by Synthella June 19, 2017

malachy

very creamy

"that boy malachy turns me on"- mrs whitehead

by pedophile 123 February 4, 2020

Malachi

An average height insensitive black kid who will roast the crap out of you and not care how you feel. He is very smart though and is good at debating but don't trust him too much. He could use your problems and secrets against you at any time and he will. He is a trustworthy person though. Can't cook but claims he can. Is not funny but claims he is.

Who is that kid who keeps roasting everybody?
Omg, that is Malachi. Stay away from him.

by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020