Coconut Malled

Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video

Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.

by bl00dycl0wngutz June 7, 2021

malled

to be dragged around the mall involuntarily.

The reluctant shopper was malled by her mother.

by youngcrazed July 12, 2005

maimed

looking trashed after making out for a extended time.
Its obvious what you have been doing.

She looked so maimed after snogging that guy all night

by Madz yer March 8, 2009

mauled

(i) To be overwhelmed by the effects of drink or drugs.

(ii) To be beaten by another person at a game or in any context whatsoever.

(iii) To shag a bird.

Eg, "I was absolutely fucking mauled last night"
Eg, "I got completely mauled by/at ...."
Eg, "Did you maul Laura last night?"
Eg, "It was a 6-0 mauling"
Eg, "I'm gonna give you a good fucking mauling at pro evo"

by Richard Torrance March 3, 2008

maileneuver

A ridiculous mistake made by an oblivious human

Well she really maileneuvered that one.

by RealNewYorker July 4, 2019

Diu maledissa

The expression means exactly "Goddamn" (God=Dio; maledissa=damn) in the dialect of the city of Piacenza (Italy) and his neighbourhood

"Diu maledissa i bagai..." (God damn the children...)

by Nikolaj Gogol January 12, 2011

maile

A Maile ("my-ley") is a gorgeous female. An exotic beauty attractive to both men and women.

"Damn check out the Maile"

by JetBlackAttack December 3, 2007