maddox
Popular blog-style website written by sociopathic nerd George Ouzounian, whose idea of satire is ugly Chuck Norris style rants about women, vegetarians, films and the like
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A dude that thinks he's a pirate, and owns a invective site with some witty social commentaries. He has little respect for anyone else, but that's funny.
maddox by Travis Kraft May 14, 2005
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Idol of impressionable computer geeks everywhere.
For any pimply, pasty nerd thats too chickenshit to go get the mail outside because the deadly solar rays reflected by the moon will burn their skin like dried straw, they look to the Great Overlord Maddox as their guidance.
According to the teachings of the Great Maddox:
1. All computer nerds love Tabasco Sauce, because subjecting your tastebuds to a food condiment that'll singe the fuck out of your tastebuds is the best way to prove that your too fucking macho for your less macho peers. The testosterone increase from the burning pain will give you the balls you need to log back on IRC chat and give your online opponents a sound verbal thrashing, perhaps causing your nerdy rival to shoot himself in front of his webcam.
2. All computer nerds must routinely beat their women to reaffirm that they are the head of the house, and her main man. Doesn't really apply though, because computer nerds will remain virgins forever.
3. All computer nerds do what they want and feel. If a nerd does not want to go outside to Gold's Gym to do some bench presses or run on the treadmill, they don't have to! If a nerd doesn't want to lose weight, and just keep packing on some more weight from hot pockets, Pocky brand wood sticks, and root beer, he doesn't have to!
For any pimply, pasty nerd thats too chickenshit to go get the mail outside because the deadly solar rays reflected by the moon will burn their skin like dried straw, they look to the Great Overlord Maddox as their guidance.
According to the teachings of the Great Maddox:
1. All computer nerds love Tabasco Sauce, because subjecting your tastebuds to a food condiment that'll singe the fuck out of your tastebuds is the best way to prove that your too fucking macho for your less macho peers. The testosterone increase from the burning pain will give you the balls you need to log back on IRC chat and give your online opponents a sound verbal thrashing, perhaps causing your nerdy rival to shoot himself in front of his webcam.
2. All computer nerds must routinely beat their women to reaffirm that they are the head of the house, and her main man. Doesn't really apply though, because computer nerds will remain virgins forever.
3. All computer nerds do what they want and feel. If a nerd does not want to go outside to Gold's Gym to do some bench presses or run on the treadmill, they don't have to! If a nerd doesn't want to lose weight, and just keep packing on some more weight from hot pockets, Pocky brand wood sticks, and root beer, he doesn't have to!
Maddox isn't your role model and god. Fucking go outside and do something with your life. If you are any sort of a real man, you should be able to think independently rather than copycatting another loser.
Or you can just perceive Maddox's Best Page In The Universe as very clever satire of common misconceptions of manliness and machoism.
Maddox basically states that "men":
1. Are always insecure about their sexuality, and hates fags because of that.
2. Do stupid thinks to make people think they're really "men".
3. Engage in random acts of violence from testosterone poisoning.
4. Own an entire harem of expendable wives.
Or you can just perceive Maddox's Best Page In The Universe as very clever satire of common misconceptions of manliness and machoism.
Maddox basically states that "men":
1. Are always insecure about their sexuality, and hates fags because of that.
2. Do stupid thinks to make people think they're really "men".
3. Engage in random acts of violence from testosterone poisoning.
4. Own an entire harem of expendable wives.
maddox
Owner and writer of "The Best Page In The Universe". Real name George Ouzounian, Writes highly controversial, uconventional, and impractical work that is occasionally hilarious. Has many people that view his work daily Friends Of Maddox and many protestors mothers against maddox.
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Maddox is a savage and a literal god. Everyone is jealous of his swag. He is superior to all other living beings and at the top of the food chain. He is dummy thicc too. The haters call him a furry because he plays gacha life. They say olivia was too good for him. But they are just jealous. LONG LIVE THE GOD MADDOX!
Person 1: who was that? I have never seen anybody seen any human so savage!
Person 2: oh that was Maddox. I hope someday I can live up to his level.
Person 2: oh that was Maddox. I hope someday I can live up to his level.
Maddox by Maddox is a god August 21, 2019
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Maddox is sweet, smart, and will treat you like a queen he is loving and caring and if you have a maddox in your life I suggest you should hold on to him! He is the best person in the world, he will put a smile on your face and he is amazing just amazing he is the best! I love him!
-your girlfriend
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